"Big B. took on Quick Hands Ben today. Big B won two out of five games, making Q.H. Ben up by 10 games.
Quick Hands Ben received an elbow scrape and a few small blows while Big B self inflicted a jaw pop, one finger nail pull, a knee slam + a direct blow to the funny bone from the ball pole, and fatigue. Polls prove that Big B's fan rating is diminishing, folks! ....hold on! Breaking news! Big B has just announced that he is going to try and lose some weight. Confidentially, I have my doubts of his success.
Yelrab reporting from small town USA, back to you, Barley."
~E.very S.elfishly P.roclaimed N.ews., Feb. 4/2009, 8:28 pm.
February 04, 2009
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